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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 8191 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 77 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
We have strict rules against ERP (that’s Extra Ridiculous PDA), and overly lewd content. Passniggers (yes, that’s a thing) will be swiftly dealt with – they’ll be swinging from the ropes in no time.
Posting on our server will secure you a reserved place in hell, so you better make it count. And remember, no trips or higher will go unchecked – it’s in the Book of Moot, verse 1:12.
Join us to discuss waifus, have fun, and maybe even find your true love (as long as you don’t steal her). Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you in our Minecraft SMP.