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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 3811 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 444 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
We have strict rules against ERP (that’s Extra Ridiculous PDA), and overly lewd content. Passniggers (yes, that’s a thing) will be swiftly dealt with – they’ll be swinging from the ropes in no time.
Posting on our server will secure you a reserved place in hell, so you better make it count. And remember, no trips or higher will go unchecked – it’s in the Book of Moot, verse 1:12.
Join us to discuss waifus, have fun, and maybe even find your true love (as long as you don’t steal her). Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you in our Minecraft SMP.