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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 7480 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
We have strict rules against ERP (that’s Extra Ridiculous PDA), and overly lewd content. Passniggers (yes, that’s a thing) will be swiftly dealt with – they’ll be swinging from the ropes in no time.
Posting on our server will secure you a reserved place in hell, so you better make it count. And remember, no trips or higher will go unchecked – it’s in the Book of Moot, verse 1:12.
Join us to discuss waifus, have fun, and maybe even find your true love (as long as you don’t steal her). Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you in our Minecraft SMP.