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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 7429 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
We have strict rules against ERP (that’s Extra Ridiculous PDA), and overly lewd content. Passniggers (yes, that’s a thing) will be swiftly dealt with – they’ll be swinging from the ropes in no time.
Posting on our server will secure you a reserved place in hell, so you better make it count. And remember, no trips or higher will go unchecked – it’s in the Book of Moot, verse 1:12.
Join us to discuss waifus, have fun, and maybe even find your true love (as long as you don’t steal her). Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you in our Minecraft SMP.