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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 3454 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Magic Items Found: | 6752 |
We have strict rules against ERP (that’s Extra Ridiculous PDA), and overly lewd content. Passniggers (yes, that’s a thing) will be swiftly dealt with – they’ll be swinging from the ropes in no time.
Posting on our server will secure you a reserved place in hell, so you better make it count. And remember, no trips or higher will go unchecked – it’s in the Book of Moot, verse 1:12.
Join us to discuss waifus, have fun, and maybe even find your true love (as long as you don’t steal her). Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you in our Minecraft SMP.