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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 1346 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Mines Excavated: | 3019 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
We have strict rules against ERP (that’s Extra Ridiculous PDA), and overly lewd content. Passniggers (yes, that’s a thing) will be swiftly dealt with – they’ll be swinging from the ropes in no time.
Posting on our server will secure you a reserved place in hell, so you better make it count. And remember, no trips or higher will go unchecked – it’s in the Book of Moot, verse 1:12.
Join us to discuss waifus, have fun, and maybe even find your true love (as long as you don’t steal her). Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you in our Minecraft SMP.