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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 2860 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 9692 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
New Chunks Explored: | 821793 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
We have strict rules against ERP (that’s Extra Ridiculous PDA), and overly lewd content. Passniggers (yes, that’s a thing) will be swiftly dealt with – they’ll be swinging from the ropes in no time.
Posting on our server will secure you a reserved place in hell, so you better make it count. And remember, no trips or higher will go unchecked – it’s in the Book of Moot, verse 1:12.
Join us to discuss waifus, have fun, and maybe even find your true love (as long as you don’t steal her). Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you in our Minecraft SMP.