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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 4262 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 814148 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 60 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
We have strict rules against ERP (that’s Extra Ridiculous PDA), and overly lewd content. Passniggers (yes, that’s a thing) will be swiftly dealt with – they’ll be swinging from the ropes in no time.
Posting on our server will secure you a reserved place in hell, so you better make it count. And remember, no trips or higher will go unchecked – it’s in the Book of Moot, verse 1:12.
Join us to discuss waifus, have fun, and maybe even find your true love (as long as you don’t steal her). Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you in our Minecraft SMP.