Are you tired of dealing with incompetent store workers who can’t even cut a steak properly? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no one will interrupt you while you demand your grassfed steaks!

We have a strict “no wageslave” policy, so you won’t have to deal with overpaid and underworked employees. Plus, if anyone dares to interrupt you, you can challenge them to a duel outside the virtual store!

Come join us and unleash your inner rage in a world where you can demand your steak and eat it too, without any interruptions or excuses. Let’s whip those virtual slaves into shape and create a world where customer service actually means something!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 48
Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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