Wagies Deserve It Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of dealing with incompetent store workers who can’t even cut a steak properly? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no one will interrupt you while you demand your grassfed steaks!

We have a strict “no wageslave” policy, so you won’t have to deal with overpaid and underworked employees. Plus, if anyone dares to interrupt you, you can challenge them to a duel outside the virtual store!

Come join us and unleash your inner rage in a world where you can demand your steak and eat it too, without any interruptions or excuses. Let’s whip those virtual slaves into shape and create a world where customer service actually means something!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	322

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CzechBox

PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you meet exciting battles in the Boxfight minigame! We are home to passionate gamers who love intense indoor battles. Our Boxfight mini-game offers fast and exciting matches where you have to react quickly, move strategically and land accurate punches to win. Join us and prove that you are the best fighter far and wide. But that’s not all, we still have the Survival minigame where you can relax and show everyone how well you can build. So don’t hesitate and join us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	133	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Zero-Bit

Skyblock, Survival Games

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Emeralds Found:	2035

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

The Cosmos 2

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Avalon

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Buildings Constructed:	39	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Metallic Box

PvP

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Runes Activated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4941
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Enchantments Applied:	100	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.