Wagies Deserve It Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of dealing with incompetent store workers who can’t even cut a steak properly? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no one will interrupt you while you demand your grassfed steaks!

We have a strict “no wageslave” policy, so you won’t have to deal with overpaid and underworked employees. Plus, if anyone dares to interrupt you, you can challenge them to a duel outside the virtual store!

Come join us and unleash your inner rage in a world where you can demand your steak and eat it too, without any interruptions or excuses. Let’s whip those virtual slaves into shape and create a world where customer service actually means something!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1645	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Divine Spears Created:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Towns Built:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Farms Harvested:	217

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Farms Harvested:	329	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	New Chunks Explored:	768272

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Potions Brewed:	73	Alien Abductions:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.