Are you tired of dealing with incompetent store workers who can’t even cut a steak properly? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no one will interrupt you while you demand your grassfed steaks!

We have a strict “no wageslave” policy, so you won’t have to deal with overpaid and underworked employees. Plus, if anyone dares to interrupt you, you can challenge them to a duel outside the virtual store!

Come join us and unleash your inner rage in a world where you can demand your steak and eat it too, without any interruptions or excuses. Let’s whip those virtual slaves into shape and create a world where customer service actually means something!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Blood Moons Survived: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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