Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

American Flag, bathroom breaks, body training, funny work stories, long tail tags, Minecraft, morning routine, power shitting, Problems, Server, toilet humor, unusual bathroom habits, wagie, Wagie Problems, work challenges, work struggles

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Alien Abductions:	2	Ores Mined:	1197
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9049
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	496
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

supersurvivalx.minesr.com

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7712
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

veroxus.club

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4040
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Crops Grown:	2473	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

iipukema.com:25580

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3685
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

lavarising.org

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2410
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

play.otgmc.com

Gamerland

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1128
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	585
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

91.134.125.47:25585

RealmWars

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1462
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Love Letters Sent:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

join.realmwars.org

DemonsCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	5534
Dragon Scales Harvested:	247	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Minecraft survival/rankup server, with Mcmmo, pets, VIPs, Plots and much more. Come meet and call your friends, fast support. interaction, events, I believe you won’t regret it

jogar.demonscraft.xyz

Stealcadia

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8000
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Animals Bred:	152	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ores Mined:	5108	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Unique Lifesteal Server with Custom Weapons, very fun and lots of PvP! Stealcadia also comes with Unique Boss Fights, never seen on other servers before! It’s truly one of a kind.

play.stealcadia.com

BLITHE

Creative, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4755
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Buildings Constructed:	26
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

We are a Whitelisted semi-vanilla survival server enhanced with; an armor-stand editor, proximity chat, mini-blocks, and other plugins that give players the closest gameplay experiences to that of Hermitcraft. Most other plugins used are for moderation and lag efficiency like Core Protect which helps keep our community a safe and friendly place this means there are no plugins that drastically alter the vanilla experience such as; /landclaim, /sethome, or /tpask /tpahere.We also have new bonus servers available! Including Last-Life and a creative test Server! Here at Blithe, we encourage creativity; mega-bases, player shops, minigames, group builds, redstone projects, cityscapes, or anything else. If you can dream it we want to see it!Join Today!www.blithemc.co

play.blithemc.co

Renascence

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9503
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Some features of Renascence: Daily login rewards Mounts Quests Pinata Party Slimefun Player Shops Community Events Dungeons Towny Coreprotect Leveling system Aurelius Skills Custom Generated Terrain

renascencesmp.org:2225

Minetality Vanilla Survival Server

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	8455	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Welcome to Minetality, where the focus is on fun and community!We strive to create an environment where players can come together and enjoy the game with like-minded individuals. Whether you’re into building, redstone, or just exploring, there’s something for everyone here.Embark on a journey of pure vanilla survival, whether you like to build on your own or join the bustling community town and collaborate on exciting projects with your fellow playersThe server features a whitelist world border, providing a safe haven for whitelisted players to build and create without the worry of griefing or theft.Rules: – No cheating, grefing, stealing or duping allowed.Come join us at play.minetality.net and start your adventure!

play.minetality.net

All The Mods 6 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7232
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mines Excavated:	4807
Villages Defended:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dimension Hops:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: atm6.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > All The Mods 6 – 1.16.5 Modpack

atm6.craftersland.net

FourLeaf

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9795
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Zombie Dances:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Classic Chill Survival SMP 1.20.1 A easy understanding server yet unique experience like no other survival server! Join us now and become a cool survival ! Feature Custom Fishing Custom Mining 550+ quests BlackMarket deal F2P Friendly Staff] PVE Arena Daily Reward

play.fourleafsea.xyz

GroundedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5143
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48

GroundedMC is an Economy Survival server but still keeps the vanilla feel that everyone loves! We have an amazing community of members!! Choose to play competitively, focus on building or just come to hang with friends and play some of our event mini games!Grind for in game ranks and keys or purchase ranks and keys from our webstore – everyone can play!! Also, be sure to join us for events and giveaways as we love to spoil our community!

play.groundedmc.com:25566