Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

American Flag, bathroom breaks, body training, funny work stories, long tail tags, Minecraft, morning routine, power shitting, Problems, Server, toilet humor, unusual bathroom habits, wagie, Wagie Problems, work challenges, work struggles

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8196
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	215	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magic Items Found:	6201	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	422	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4512
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3023
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	8809	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	691	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Falling into the Void:	3

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5839
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3709	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5156
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Potions Brewed:	89
Invisible Walls Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Magic Items Found:	3299	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8693
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Villages Defended:	11
Runes Activated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Farms Harvested:	220	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8747
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	713
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Potions Brewed:	182	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3451
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6803
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Crops Grown:	5576
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1153
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	2106	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Animals Bred:	141
Dragon Scales Harvested:	203	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	775
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Votes:	105
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	542505

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	634
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Magic Items Found:	4740	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Animals Bred:	195	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	9725
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net