Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

American Flag, bathroom breaks, body training, funny work stories, long tail tags, Minecraft, morning routine, power shitting, Problems, Server, toilet humor, unusual bathroom habits, wagie, Wagie Problems, work challenges, work struggles

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9204
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2756
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	151	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Void Gems Collected:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1503
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Star Shards Collected:	247	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3613
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1300
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Crops Grown:	8935	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8111
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Endless Night Skies:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	10

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7848
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Votes:	3987
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6218
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Divine Spears Created:	13	Buildings Constructed:	49
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1271

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5445
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Buildings Constructed:	35
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4787
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2058
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1123
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5236
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5687
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Zombie Dances:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	7243
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Astral Projections Made:	0

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8646
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Towns Built:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	967
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

alliancecraft.net