Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

American Flag, bathroom breaks, body training, funny work stories, long tail tags, Minecraft, morning routine, power shitting, Problems, Server, toilet humor, unusual bathroom habits, wagie, Wagie Problems, work challenges, work struggles

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1207
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mines Excavated:	2172	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

ToXIc MC

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7212
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Emeralds Found:	3060	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

ToXIc MC

toxic.mcph.co

Kraftzone

Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8353
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Votes:	4848	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

[Premium] IP: mc.kraftzone.net [Cracked] IP: mc.kraftzone.net:25575 ———————————— -New Christmas town added warp: /xmas -New TnT minigame /tnt…to play Mini game checkers (/sky_checkers) Survival (anti-xray/economy) Freebuild (no anti-xray/no economy) SkySpawn (shop, spleef, warzone ctf) Survival Games CTF (/warhub) Towny Ranks (voting and donating get upgrades) MobArena , Cityworld, SkyBlock, Mcmmo

207.191.230.30

DBD Minecraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7120
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magic Items Found:	6196	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

PLAY.DBDMC.COM This is simply the best Small to Medium sized survival town server out there. OP Hardware, No Lag, Super friendly players, Helpful Staff, Custom Plugins, Economy and Established well over a year ago.

play.dbdmc.com

MC-Creative

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Holy Grails Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Buildings Constructed:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

A creative server that is different from the rest of the crowd. We don’t simply give you WorldEdit, we give you nearly every feature of it. We give you two 175X175 plots to build on, an arsenal of building tools, and a great community to build with. We have staff whom have proper training of all the necessary plugins. Join today and see what you are missing!!

COMMANDS: /plot auto -claims a plot /plot add -adds a friend to your plot /plot remove -removes a player from your plot /marry -marry a person /marry divorce -divorces your marriage /marry tp -teleport to your partner /tpa -request to teleport to someone /tpahere -request someone to teleport to you /yes -accepts a teleport request /no -denies a teleport request /silentno -denies a tp request, but won’t tell the other player /hat -wear an item on your head /pvpmode -toggle pvp mode on and off

wc.lumengaming.com

Sputnik One Networks

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7947
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ores Mined:	3645
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

This is a vanilla SMP server for dedicated users who wish to be a part of a close and exclusive community. It uses a white-list, though we are currently open to applications (go to http://sputnik1net.org/mc/). We will likely remain on full releases of vanilla minecraft, as snapshots are often too unstable, and bukkit is too slow to update.

mc.sputnik1net.org

TheBroadSword Server!

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6975
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

TheBroadSword Server!

192.227.132.211

MinecraftUK.com

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3848
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Welcome to the MCUK Server Listing,

MCUK has Multiple Themes spread across Several Worlds Our economy is mainly based on Mob Killing & Trading, Offering Creative, Survival, PvP, PvE, SkyBlock, Skywars Mini-Games and lots more.

Established since early 2011 with 99%+ uptime. CONNECT & BUILD STRAIGHT AWAY (no whitelist, membership is free, donations and shop ). PLENTY OF CHOICE & DIVERSITY TO KEEP YOU OCCUPIED, START HAVING FUN & MAKE NEW FRIENDS NOW. YOUR ADVENTURE AWAITS….

MinecraftUK one of the Finest minecraft communities in the Universe.

Thank you for reading this! We hope to see you soon!

play.minecraftuk.com

Animal Town

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3699
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

This is an amazing server that you want to join. awesome staff they are there to make your playtime worth it. They are outgoing and there to protect you and what you build. It’s one of them servers you go on and always want to be on. Players and staff are awesome people to play with so what are you waiting for join!

mc.animal-town.net

Underverse

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1064
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Come join the new server Underverse, a PVP Conquest server where you and your friends can conquest the towns and other players homes!

216.172.107.217

Scorched Earth

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	290230	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

23/7 hrs uptime 28 Slots Cops and Robbers v2 (2 maps of 10) Spleef Player MADE Minigames (requires 2 USD) AC 6/16/13 Semi community Voting Rewards

108.170.5.66:25693

CraftVille

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5320
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	581
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

CraftVille is a survival community orientated server in which players make friends and have fun, building and playing games together.

We have some Mini-Games to keep players interested and competitive as well as an Economy, a Town system where players can form their own community and of course a flawless grief rollback and protection system so your builds are always safe with us.

CraftVille.is.si

GiBcraft

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9949
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Casual, adult minecraft server. Economy and protected homes via residence. Entire west dedicated to PvP. Entire east is PvP free zone dedicated to PvE.

world.gibcraft.com

jdcraft

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3379
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mines Excavated:	2273
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Alien Abductions:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

New server thats pve with pvp arenas and mob arenas. 17 different effect arrows. Zombie survival map.GUNS AND EXPLOSIVES FOR ALL!!! Unique server drop in and check us out.

198.154.115.2

RegularChaos

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7176
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48

We are a comparatively small server with a nice community and focus on freebuild and survival. There are no properties outside of the spawn city and anyone who finds a nice, uninhabited place is welcome to settle there. All buildings are welcome, there is no specified server style and no size restrictions.

The server itself is based on the vanilla feel with a few additional selected plugins. We try to keep the good old Minecraft feeling alive. There is no pay-to-win and no admin shops. Trade only exists as barter between players.

Our server base is a more mature server and we welcome every reasonable player who would like to enrich our small community by enjoying the game and with respect for other people’s gaming achievements.

RegularChaos.de

Meta-Union

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8849
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Crops Grown:	1890	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Towns Built:	10

This server is a freebuild server and mainly German-speaking. You can build wherever you want as long as you follow our rules.

You can protect yourself against griefers with properties (plugin: GriefPrevention). You can find all further information in the game. The rest is up to your creativity. I wish you much fun.

We also offer a TeamSpeak 3 server (IP: ts.meta-union.com:10012) www.Meta-Union.com

meta-union.com