Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

American Flag, bathroom breaks, body training, funny work stories, long tail tags, Minecraft, morning routine, power shitting, Problems, Server, toilet humor, unusual bathroom habits, wagie, Wagie Problems, work challenges, work struggles

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7997	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

TheBroadSword Server!

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6422
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dimension Hops:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

TheBroadSword Server!

192.227.132.211

MinecraftUK.com

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3130
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Villages Defended:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	New Chunks Explored:	345522
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Welcome to the MCUK Server Listing,

MinecraftUK one of the Finest minecraft communities in the Universe.

Thank you for reading this! We hope to see you soon!

play.minecraftuk.com

Animal Town

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6020
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	4273	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

This is an amazing server that you want to join. awesome staff they are there to make your playtime worth it. They are outgoing and there to protect you and what you build. It’s one of them servers you go on and always want to be on. Players and staff are awesome people to play with so what are you waiting for join!

mc.animal-town.net

Underverse

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8481
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Runes Activated:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Endless Night Skies:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Come join the new server Underverse, a PVP Conquest server where you and your friends can conquest the towns and other players homes!

216.172.107.217

Scorched Earth

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3319
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Villages Defended:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Void Gems Collected:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Gods Slained:	0

23/7 hrs uptime 28 Slots Cops and Robbers v2 (2 maps of 10) Spleef Player MADE Minigames (requires 2 USD) AC 6/16/13 Semi community Voting Rewards

108.170.5.66:25693

CraftVille

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2081
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Divine Spears Created:	23	Runes Activated:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Ores Mined:	3790	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

CraftVille is a survival community orientated server in which players make friends and have fun, building and playing games together.

We have some Mini-Games to keep players interested and competitive as well as an Economy, a Town system where players can form their own community and of course a flawless grief rollback and protection system so your builds are always safe with us.

CraftVille.is.si

GiBcraft

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3202
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	483	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mines Excavated:	3239

Casual, adult minecraft server. Economy and protected homes via residence. Entire west dedicated to PvP. Entire east is PvP free zone dedicated to PvE.

world.gibcraft.com

jdcraft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7461
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Alien Abductions:	0

New server thats pve with pvp arenas and mob arenas. 17 different effect arrows. Zombie survival map.GUNS AND EXPLOSIVES FOR ALL!!! Unique server drop in and check us out.

198.154.115.2

RegularChaos

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	314
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

We are a comparatively small server with a nice community and focus on freebuild and survival. There are no properties outside of the spawn city and anyone who finds a nice, uninhabited place is welcome to settle there. All buildings are welcome, there is no specified server style and no size restrictions.

The server itself is based on the vanilla feel with a few additional selected plugins. We try to keep the good old Minecraft feeling alive. There is no pay-to-win and no admin shops. Trade only exists as barter between players.

Our server base is a more mature server and we welcome every reasonable player who would like to enrich our small community by enjoying the game and with respect for other people’s gaming achievements.

RegularChaos.de

Meta-Union

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3698
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2220	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Buildings Constructed:	26
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31

This server is a freebuild server and mainly German-speaking. You can build wherever you want as long as you follow our rules.

You can protect yourself against griefers with properties (plugin: GriefPrevention). You can find all further information in the game. The rest is up to your creativity. I wish you much fun.

We also offer a TeamSpeak 3 server (IP: ts.meta-union.com:10012) www.Meta-Union.com

meta-union.com

Lazuli MC

Creative, Factions, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9953
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Welcome to Lazuli PvP!

Features – Factions – Access to a creative world! – MCMMO – Friendly Staff! – Stable economy! – Custom Loot – Anti-cheating tools – Dedicated server with 24/7 uptime, a website, and forums! – We use dev builds of plugins and bukkit to stay up to date with the most recent version of minecraft! – The Administration is extremely active, making sure the server is Stable and up to date!

lazulimc.net

SwordPVP

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Emeralds Found:	5339
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

The SwordPVP Network is a multiplayer Minecraft server network which features a collection of multiple high quality server-side modded gamemodes and mini-games focused on Player vs. Player (PVP) gameplay!

spvp.me

Alfi’s World

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

We are a young free server, searching for good people and admin’s, who are interested to help build, set and maintain the server. We have actually two arena’s any place to realize your creativity and we are preparing economy, shop, mine cart, dynmap and many more.

We are a young and starting free server, looking for smart people and admins who are interested in helping to build and maintain the server. We currently offer two Arenas and a lot of space for creativity, and we are preparing the economy, shop, minecart, dynmap and a lot of other interesting things.

82.119.123.106

TeamVareide

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7236
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Crops Grown:	8522	Meteorites Collected:	4
Void Armor Forged:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

mc.teamvareide.com www.TeamVareide.com

mc.teamvareide.com

Solumcraft

Anarchy, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4912
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Villages Defended:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Solumcraft is at heart an anarchy server. Both griefing and raiding are allowed. There are multiple worlds, designed for multiple play styles. The vanilla world (where new players will spawn) has only vanilla commands and play, whereas the main world has things like plot protection, teleportation, home set, and various other plugins.

solumcraft.com