Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

American Flag, bathroom breaks, body training, funny work stories, long tail tags, Minecraft, morning routine, power shitting, Problems, Server, toilet humor, unusual bathroom habits, wagie, Wagie Problems, work challenges, work struggles

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	62	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mines Excavated:	4346	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	3112
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	660
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Animals Bred:	110	Void Armor Forged:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Animals Bred:	36
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Crops Grown:	7365	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Crops Grown:	7000
Towns Built:	9	Potions Brewed:	125

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9372
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Zombie Dances:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!