Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 368
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

New Minecraft Servers

  • OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 40
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Zombie Dances: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Enchantments Applied: 118

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Rede Saint

    Rede Saint

    Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Magic Items Found: 4851 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 34 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Crops Grown: 8946
    Animals Bred: 172 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Animals Bred: 164
    Alien Abductions: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 19 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Secret Passages Found: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Dimension Hops: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Villages Defended: 6
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ores Mined: 9478 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4165 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 211 Demon Skulls Collected: 12
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 427 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 21
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Magic Items Found: 4515

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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