Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • EcoCityCraft Economy

    EcoCityCraft Economy

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Hopela – Survival

    Hopela – Survival

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Magic Items Found: 5645 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • MysticValleyCraft

    MysticValleyCraft

    Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Runes Activated: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Falling into the Void: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Airidale Classic Prisons

    Airidale Classic Prisons

    Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 26
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • AusCraft

    AusCraft

    » JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 11 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 736 Divine Scrolls Written: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Mirkovic Junior High School

    Mirkovic Junior High School

    Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 77 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Simplex

    Simplex

    Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • ChocoHills

    ChocoHills

    ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Ores Mined: 2793 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 47
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Endless Legions Commanded: 41
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • HearthCraft

    HearthCraft

    HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 477 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Star Shards Collected: 199

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Middle School Oasis

    Middle School Oasis

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Minecraft Community Prison

    Minecraft Community Prison

    MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 432
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Sky Kingdoms

    Sky Kingdoms

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • MineTrade

    MineTrade

    MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 57
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 232 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 93 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Chimeras Created: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 69
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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