Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
Void Armor Forged: 28 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24
Void Gems Collected: 32 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44
Players Killed by Monsters: 4605 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Royal Legacy

    Royal Legacy

    This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Alien Abductions: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8888 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hogwarts Network

    Hogwarts Network

    HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7284 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Dimension Hops: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 Magic Items Found: 6659
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MOOCRAFT

    MOOCRAFT

    IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

    – – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Farms Harvested: 835
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LavaCube

    LavaCube

    LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Void Gems Collected: 37
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ParadiseMC

    ParadiseMC

    SURVIVAL SEMIRPG – Features | Slimefun | Auctions | Dungeon Bosses | Ranks by time | Upgradable Spawners | Duels between players | Up to 9 classes to choose from | New custom mobs | Lots of RPG items | Daily missions and challenges | Server focused on PVE. | Custom Texture Pack | Boxes | Ability to create or join Guilds | Ranks by Time | Boss events with exclusive rewards! | Pets | Keys to boxes with incredible rewards | RPG

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Crops Grown: 7651 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Noob-Friendly

    Noob-Friendly

    Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Epic Quests Completed: 11
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Villages Defended: 12
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SuperSMP

    SuperSMP

    welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Divine Spears Created: 19

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 1MoreBlock.com

    1MoreBlock.com

    We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VoidSMP

    VoidSMP

    The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 New Chunks Explored: 504029
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Potions Brewed: 82 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Iruvatar Network

    Iruvatar Network

    We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Ores Mined: 5469 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minebits

    Minebits

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1746 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LuckyCraft

    LuckyCraft

    Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Zombie Dances: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftMC.pro

    CraftMC.pro

    ◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36 Potions Brewed: 40
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Towns Built: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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