Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

American Flag, bathroom breaks, body training, funny work stories, long tail tags, Minecraft, morning routine, power shitting, Problems, Server, toilet humor, unusual bathroom habits, wagie, Wagie Problems, work challenges, work struggles

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PryorSurvival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hi! Come play survival with us! We welcome all with a well taken care of community, java and bedrock a like! Claims, No lag, active staff, New gamemodes, and in-game cosmetics! From seeing your in-game stats to starting the next big farm build! we have it all and would love for you to join us !Java Edition: pryormc.co Bedrock Edition: play.pryormc.co Port: 1913

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Animals Bred:	59
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

DonutSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

DonutSMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The donutsmp ip is donutsmp.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mines Excavated:	3412	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Runes Activated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

1Vie.fr

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

ANARCHY HARDCORE SERVER The Minecraft server 1Vie.fr offers you the opportunity to test your survival and adaptation skills in an ultra-hostile environment in a totally anarchic atmosphere. 1Vie.fr offers its members the opportunity to rediscover their primary instincts in an ultra hardcore game without plugins (100% Vanilla) and without life regeneration.VANILLA | 0 Plugins 1vie.fr is faithful to the unique Minecraft Vanilla survival experience. There are 0 plugins or mods that alter the basic gameplay experience that players are looking for. Quickly join a hostile world with other people. Will they be your allies? Or your enemies… It’s up to you!SURVIVAL | Hardly On your first login you will be randomly teleported to the pre-generated map. Find your wild instincts because here there is no room for error. The ultra-hardcore experience will not do you any favours. The first time you make a mistake, you’ll be kicked off the server.RELATION | Unpredictable Would you kill the first person you meet or would they kill you? If you were to meet a player, would they be a potential ally or prey? Are you being watched? These are the questions that you must continually ask yourself on 1Life.com and only you have the answers. We can only offer you the playground.Join the adventure: https://1vie.fr/en / IP: play.1vie.fr

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2379	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Void Armor Forged:	20	Void Gems Collected:	25
Potions Brewed:	62	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Raw Vanilla

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Notes: 100 Block Spawn Protection, Daily Backups!Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No LimitsServer Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading.Server Discord: https://discord.gg/UjXbz3rW

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

WolfyCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny

»» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

> Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

> Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

> Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

> Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MetaMechanists

PvE, Survival

Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	636	Dragon Eggs Found:	7736
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7187
Endless Night Skies:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	5798	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	147	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ColdNetwork

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

Social community, great gamemodes including: OPFactions, OPSkyBlock, KitMap, HCFactions and Practice. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have a good anticheat which IPbans and active staff members.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Tekkit by CraftersLand Towns Clans

Economy, PvP, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░> Server address: tekkit.craftersland.net:25567░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in DataCenter on a Dedicated Server in Canada near USA border. > Online 24/7. > MyTown Mod for land protection. > Economy, Server shops, Players Market, Rewards, Crates. > Clans, PvP. > Live Maps.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2741	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Crops Grown:	3737	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Elitecraft Survival Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

UK Minecraft Server – Slimefun, Economy, Games, Arenas, PvE, New Map, Land Claims, Quests, Pets, Ranks, Custom Items, Elevators, and more. Join our server now, and immerse yourself in the ultimate Minecraft experience! Here we have the best community in Minecraft.This is why we pride ourselves in having the perfect balance of players to make sure everyone feels at home. No matter who you are at what age, we are the place for you! Just follow the rules and have fun.Our server consists of multiple worlds first our Survival world is the primary world of EC. Founded in 2011, we now have years of experience. Here we provide a welcoming community for new and veteran players alike to build, enjoy and feel at home. We offer advanced grief protection including chest locks, user-based land protection, disabled explosions, map backups and if rollbacks, to undo grief if necessary. PvP is disabled everywhere Except in the nether and it is quick and easy to join and start building. At our Creative world, you can enjoy a fun Multiplayer creative experience with all your friends, with no grief. Additionally, we offer FULL creative mode, lots of protected land for anyone to claim, lots of permissions for players such as /warp, /tpa and /plot, a system which is guaranteed to prevent grief. Players can use almost every item the game has to offer, and even some World editing commands. Our SkyBlock world offers each player their own private SB island for them and their friends to build on. Here there is no grief or PvP, and an awesome economy so you can sell your junk for new equipment. —–

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Animals Bred:	114
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PangMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to PangMC Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! Whether it’s custom survival or a superflat challenge, there’s always something fun happening on our server. What are you waiting for? Join PangMC Network today and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Void Gems Collected:	22	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	169
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PangaeaEarth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

PangaeaEarth, a geopolitical Minecraft server with a Pangaea map.The map is approximately 4.5k by 5k, running on the towny claiming system. Although targeted more towards the casual, building type of player, the server will have systems set up in place for those more wanting of pvp. With that being stated, come join us in PangaeaEarth!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

RiotSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, Survival

Welcome to RiotSMP – where the spirit of camaraderie meets the thrill of survival! Dive into the adrenaline-fueled world of our Factions Survival Server, where alliances are forged, enemies are made, and every decision could mean the difference between dominance and defeat.Factions Survival: Prepare for an immersive survival experience like no other. Join or create factions, band together with allies, and conquer territory as you strive for supremacy in the unforgiving wilderness of RiotSMP.Epic PvP Battles: Test your mettle in epic player versus player battles that will push your skills to the limit. From intense skirmishes to full-scale faction wars, the battlegrounds of RiotSMP are ripe for conquest.Base Building: Establish your stronghold and fortify your defenses against rival factions. Strategically design your base, gather resources, and fend off attacks as you fight to maintain your place at the top of the food chain.Diplomacy and Betrayal: Navigate the intricate web of alliances and rivalries that define the world of RiotSMP. Forge alliances with other factions, negotiate treaties, or engage in acts of subterfuge to outmaneuver your enemies.Dynamic Community: Join a vibrant community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share your passion for adventure and competition. Whether you’re forging alliances or plotting conquests, RiotSMP is the ultimate playground for social interaction and strategic gameplay.Events and Challenges: Keep the excitement alive with regularly scheduled events and challenges that will put your faction to the test. From treasure hunts to raid events, there’s always something new and exciting happening on RiotSMP.Join RiotSMP now and carve out your place in a world where alliances are forged, battles are fought, and legends are born. Are you ready to rise to the top and claim your rightful place as the dominant force in RiotSMP? The adventure awaits!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Bharat MC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, Skywars, Survival Games

BharatMC is an Indian-based Minecraft server dedicated to delivering a seamless gaming experience with low-latency gameplay (ping range: 30-70) for players throughout Asia. Under the ownership of the renowned YouTuber Roiz Gaming, boasting an impressive subscriber count of over 27k+, the server offers an immersive gaming environment featuring diverse game modes and inclusive features. Key Features: – Game Modes: Explore a plethora of game modes, including Bedwars, Skywars, Parkour, Lifesteal, PvP, PVE, Factions, KitPvP, and Survival Games. – Community Engagement: Immerse yourself in the vibrant community through a dedicated Discord server for real-time updates and interaction. – YouTube Presence: Roiz Gaming’s YouTube channel keeps players informed with the latest updates, events, and highlights. Ranks and Perks: – Free Perks: Newcomers receive generous free perks upon joining the server. – Custom Economy Token: Engage in a unique in-game economy with custom tokens. – Automatic Store: A fully in-game automatic store ensures secure transactions and convenience. – Collectibles: Receive collectibles, reminiscent of the Hypixel server, for free, promoting a balanced and equal playing field. – Ranks: Unlock exclusive perks and privileges with various ranks, enhancing your gameplay experience.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magic Items Found:	2301
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.