Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

American Flag, bathroom breaks, body training, funny work stories, long tail tags, Minecraft, morning routine, power shitting, Problems, Server, toilet humor, unusual bathroom habits, wagie, Wagie Problems, work challenges, work struggles

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Buildings Constructed:	34
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Copper Valley MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Copper Valley MC, a small, adult-only survival server focused on providing a chill, stress-free experience after a long day of class or work. There are a couple plugins that alter game-play in a fun and fresh way. Mobs are leveled, so as you venture further from spawn, the more health and attack the mobs have. Protect your land with Towny, and forge alliances with neighboring towns. MCMMO provides a comprehensive skills system to level up your player. Create chest shops to sell your items and set a warp so others can visit. Tired of survival? Take a break in the skies on your very own Skyblock island!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Mines Excavated:	2478	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Vindicterra

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Vindicterra – Unleash your Minecraft adventure on our Custom 1:300 Europe Map! Immerse yourself in a realm of unparalleled excitement with our one-of-a-kind features:Custom Factions Plugin: Forge alliances, wage epic battles, and conquer territories like never before! Our unique Factions experience adds a strategic layer to your gameplay, where power and diplomacy reign supreme.Custom Economy: Amass wealth, trade with fellow players, and dominate the economic landscape. Our tailored economy system brings a fresh twist to the game, offering endless possibilities for entrepreneurial minds.Custom Items: Discover a treasure trove of exclusive items meticulously crafted to enhance your Minecraft journey. From powerful weapons to awe-inspiring artifacts, each item is designed to elevate your gameplay to new heights.Custom Resource Pack: Immerse yourself in the beauty of our bespoke resource pack, tailored to complement the grandeur of our 1:300 Europe Map. Every detail is carefully designed to deliver a visually stunning and unique Minecraft experience.Server IP: play.vindicterra.net: Join the adventure now! Embark on a quest across the vast lands of Europe, where every decision you make shapes the course of your destiny. Unleash your creativity, build mighty fortresses, and engage in epic battles on Vindicterra!Don’t miss out! Join us at play.vindicterra.net for an unparalleled Minecraft journey filled with conquest, camaraderie, and customization. Vindicterra awaits – Claim your place in the grand tapestry of our custom-crafted world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchantments Applied:	288
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Fantasy on Aincraft Online

Creative, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

What is FAO? FAO is a Minecraft server that takes inspiration from the iconic work “Sword Art Online”. In this exciting world, you will enter a universe full of challenges, missions and lasting friendships. With diverse gameplay, epic combat, and the opportunity to explore a vast world, FAO is the perfect place for SAO fans and Minecraft lovers.Staff Wanted: We are looking for new Staff members who are passionate about FAO. If you have the skills and dedication, you could join our team!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

GeodeSMP

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to The Geode…Server Open 15/08/23 9:00am ESTIf you have found us you have been called and have answered…We are a new, up and coming server currently in our research and development season. Our focus is to gradually grow a community and SMP experience around our players.It is what it will become… It is becoming what it will be…If you are seeking a server to call home you have just found one.“Eight words the witches creed fulfil; If it harms none, do what thy will.”

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Divine Spears Created:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Kozers Universe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Zombie Dances:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Ecaz MC

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Our true single player mob spawn rates provide a place to build any farm you can dream up, and have it live up to its full potential. Love building? Join in on building huge community projects, or design some of your own to show off. If those aren’t your thing enjoy regular game play with a few Quality of Lifes extras. Or have fun with the optional add-ons of building skills and doing quests. It’s all up to you.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Animals Bred:	106
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

DerCraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival

DerCraft WarSMP – Next-Level Adventure Awaits! Lose a heart per death. Banned 2 weeks if hearts deplete; return with 3. Vote, play, earn hearts, and revive friends. Log in for exclusive daily rewards. Playtime and voting rewards to boost progress. Unlock keys, rewards, and treasures with our JourneyBook Discover unique items and become a master. Rent shops, engage in player-to-player trading. Epic land claiming, war declarations, and battles.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Void Gems Collected:	34
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

OceanBlock by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ocean.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utilities chunk claim > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB OceanBlock 1.16.5 Modpack

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

LegendsRPG

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LegendsRPG is a lore-focused RPG server about skilling, exploring, completing quests, and progressing as far as you can! You play as the protagonist, who was once a lazy bum and is now trying to become a hero!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

AlanBeckerMC

Creative, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The official Alan Becker Minecraft server! Come check out our newest gamemodes of Survival, Factions, Creative and so much more! AB Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/noogai89/videos

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	2689	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	27

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

VoxCraft Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

VoxCraft Network – 1.17.1We are a Latin American network focused on survival modalitiesWe have weekly updates and accept the most supported suggestions from our communityWe hope to see you enjoying our modalities.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Just Minecraft

Creative, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

At Just Minecraft our goal is to make the most classic Minecraft experience possible. To us this meant, no pressure to buy ranks, no pay-to-win and no unbalanced game mechanics. To ensure the best server possible, we focused on creating a 24/7 server, with a friendly community and 0 lag, so you can play whenever you want, wherever you want.The Just Minecraft Network currently includes:Just Creative: Just Creative includes ranks, world edit and plot minigames across a range of plots sizes. Our rank system is based on the number of blocks you’ve placed and time you’ve spent active on the server, allowing players to climb to the highest rank simply by playing! At each rank, you will recieve more World Edit permissions and bigger plots to make building easier and more spectacular.Our plots also have a unique minigame compatibility, allowing you to build your own minigame (including access to command blocks) and publish it to the server.Just Survival: Just Survival throws you into grief-free vanilla 1.16 Minecraft. The Survival rank system depends on time played, players killed and time survived, allowing you to reach the highest rank simply by surviving. As you rank up you will be awarded access to more perks, keeping the game fun.So join the JustMC community now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MineDOT

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

New survival server, with features of Towny.SERVER IP: MineDOT.org VERSION: 1.20 – 1.20.4Cracked and premium players can play

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SkyWars

Anarchy, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

The Official SkyWars server that started it all! Battle players upon floating islands and be the last man standing!SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net– Playable on 1.8 – 1.19.1! – First and original server released in August of 2013. – Apart of the Official Skyblock server network. – Custom and unique SkyWars plugin. – Over 1,000,000 unique players joined. – Custom items and Skybuck currency that enhance gameplay. – Dozens of maps to play on. – FFA – Quick 8 player games. – 1v1 – Battle a single player and stake money.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Brutal Kingdoms

Anarchy, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Villages Defended:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.