Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Buildings Constructed: 18

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

New Minecraft Servers

  • MineDOT

    MineDOT

    New survival server, with features of Towny.SERVER IP: MineDOT.org VERSION: 1.20 – 1.20.4Cracked and premium players can play

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Zombie Dances: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SkyWars

    SkyWars

    The Official SkyWars server that started it all! Battle players upon floating islands and be the last man standing!SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net– Playable on 1.8 – 1.19.1! – First and original server released in August of 2013. – Apart of the Official Skyblock server network. – Custom and unique SkyWars plugin. – Over 1,000,000 unique players joined. – Custom items and Skybuck currency that enhance gameplay. – Dozens of maps to play on. – FFA – Quick 8 player games. – 1v1 – Battle a single player and stake money.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 22
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Brutal Kingdoms

    Brutal Kingdoms

    Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Plasmodia

    Plasmodia

    Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Runes Activated: 7 Falling into the Void: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Epic Shields Constructed: 15 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Emopia.se

    Emopia.se

    Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Buildings Constructed: 39
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kragmc

    Kragmc

    This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 27
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Crops Grown: 5494

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HostileMC

    HostileMC

    HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Void Gems Collected: 26

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 25

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafters Cove

    Crafters Cove

    The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Dragon Scales Harvested: 432
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Goblin SMP

    Goblin SMP

    Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The New Deck

    The New Deck

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Magic Items Found: 2745 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Oblivion Prison

    Oblivion Prison

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Towns Built: 6
    Demon Skulls Collected: 25 Enchanted Armories Found: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PRIMAL

    PRIMAL

    PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Magic Items Found: 2009
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VexedMC

    VexedMC

    VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Zombie Dances: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Love Letters Sent: 11

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bcraft Brazil

    Bcraft Brazil

    Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell ​​automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Potions Brewed: 152 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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