Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
Emeralds Found: 1242 Gods Slained: 0
Potions Brewed: 191 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Kragmc

    Kragmc

    This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 26
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 195 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HostileMC

    HostileMC

    HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Dragons Tamed: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 237 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Void Armor Forged: 12
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafters Cove

    Crafters Cove

    The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 147 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Animals Bred: 25 Farms Harvested: 760

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Goblin SMP

    Goblin SMP

    Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The New Deck

    The New Deck

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Oblivion Prison

    Oblivion Prison

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 38 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PRIMAL

    PRIMAL

    PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 494 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VexedMC

    VexedMC

    VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bcraft Brazil

    Bcraft Brazil

    Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell ​​automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Crops Grown: 2118
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UGC Community

    UGC Community

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Towns Built: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Zombie Dances: 0
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Void Gems Collected: 32
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Alien Abductions: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MarsCraft

    MarsCraft

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 35
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ready Moby

    Ready Moby

    If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 182
    Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Demon Skulls Collected: 40
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Mines Excavated: 1424 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 29 Wilderness Tamed: 13

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pathis Orb

    Pathis Orb

    Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 99 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Magic Items Found: 6710
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 23 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Anomaly

    Anomaly

    We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 260 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Void Armor Forged: 17

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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