Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

American Flag, bathroom breaks, body training, funny work stories, long tail tags, Minecraft, morning routine, power shitting, Problems, Server, toilet humor, unusual bathroom habits, wagie, Wagie Problems, work challenges, work struggles

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Secret Passages Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91
Dragon Eggs Found:	9143	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Buildings Constructed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Crops Grown:	9141
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Mines Excavated:	4266
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Emeralds Found:	9255
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4626
Dragons Tamed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Dimension Hops:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	New Chunks Explored:	243651
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.