Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

American Flag, bathroom breaks, body training, funny work stories, long tail tags, Minecraft, morning routine, power shitting, Problems, Server, toilet humor, unusual bathroom habits, wagie, Wagie Problems, work challenges, work struggles

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Void Gems Collected:	32	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	New Chunks Explored:	558258
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Star Shards Collected:	78	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	342	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	504

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Potions Brewed:	68
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	46
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3135
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	102
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Alien Abductions:	0	Star Shards Collected:	97

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!