Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

American Flag, bathroom breaks, body training, funny work stories, long tail tags, Minecraft, morning routine, power shitting, Problems, Server, toilet humor, unusual bathroom habits, wagie, Wagie Problems, work challenges, work struggles

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7345

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Holy Grails Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	627	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magic Items Found:	4651

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	257
New Chunks Explored:	768350	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4389
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Magic Items Found:	4007
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Animals Bred:	29
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Crops Grown:	2183
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9571	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Emeralds Found:	186	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!