Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

American Flag, bathroom breaks, body training, funny work stories, long tail tags, Minecraft, morning routine, power shitting, Problems, Server, toilet humor, unusual bathroom habits, wagie, Wagie Problems, work challenges, work struggles

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Towns Built:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Mines Excavated:	2703
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	122
Emeralds Found:	9841	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	810	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Emeralds Found:	9567	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	470	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Towns Built:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ores Mined:	5138
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3143	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8479	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mines Excavated:	3151	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.