Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
Mines Excavated: 4759 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • TheYolos

    TheYolos

    A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Secret Passages Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • RexKraft

    RexKraft

    RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Farms Harvested: 754 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Blooh Network

    Blooh Network

    Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25
    Zombie Dances: 9 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Runes Activated: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • HinokamiMC

    HinokamiMC

    HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Gods Slained: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • GoldenLeaf

    GoldenLeaf

    GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • MCFriendly

    MCFriendly

    We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 50
    Villages Defended: 18 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Discord

    Discord

    A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CaldasCraft

    CaldasCraft

    mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Star Shards Collected: 208 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 New Chunks Explored: 182808
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Mine Pirata

    Mine Pirata

    MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Mines Excavated: 4644
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Potions Brewed: 46

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Dungeon Realms

    Dungeon Realms

    DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 421
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • SloMine

    SloMine

    Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • BendersMC

    BendersMC

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Mythical Quests Completed: 21 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CarbonCraftXYZ

    CarbonCraftXYZ

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 33
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Potions Brewed: 186

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Playblocks

    Playblocks

    PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Vestria

    Vestria

    Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Towns Built: 8

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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