Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

American Flag, bathroom breaks, body training, funny work stories, long tail tags, Minecraft, morning routine, power shitting, Problems, Server, toilet humor, unusual bathroom habits, wagie, Wagie Problems, work challenges, work struggles

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Mines Excavated:	1394
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7741
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	491
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	16

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1480
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Crops Grown:	1643
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Potions Brewed:	30	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Farms Harvested:	270
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Potions Brewed:	81	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magic Items Found:	1810
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server‘s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.