Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
Gods Slained: 1 Dimension Hops: 13
Demon Skulls Collected: 19 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
Astral Amulets Crafted: 41 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Savercraft

    Savercraft

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 13

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Eden Prison

    Eden Prison

    Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26
    Endless Legions Commanded: 47 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Ores Mined: 7479 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • DogeCraft

    DogeCraft

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 149 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Mines Excavated: 3312 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Astrophobia RP

    Astrophobia RP

    At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • AnimeSucht.com

    AnimeSucht.com

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 27 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • BlotCraft

    BlotCraft

    Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Towns Built: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • The Universe Network

    The Universe Network

    The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • MineSeed

    MineSeed

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Star Shards Collected: 238
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 9473

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Medieval Vanilla

    Medieval Vanilla

    A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 39
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • MINERAZE

    MINERAZE

    We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Magic Items Found: 6511 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • GladMC

    GladMC

    Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Epic Quests Completed: 16
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Crystal Wands Charged: 19

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • PrismaCraft

    PrismaCraft

    ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Crops Grown: 6799
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Rune Stones Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • FlashSMP

    FlashSMP

    Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Animals Bred: 68
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Alien Abductions: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • TheYolos

    TheYolos

    A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • RexKraft

    RexKraft

    RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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