Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Endless Night Skies: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • FarLandsMC

    FarLandsMC

    FarLands is a friendly semi-vanilla survival server with a few added extras to make gameplay more enjoyable. These include player chest shops, claims, /tpa and warps.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 39 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Kingscraft Network

    Kingscraft Network

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Alien Abductions: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Chimeras Created: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 32

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • EpikLava

    EpikLava

    FOUNDED ON APRIL 23, 2019 A GIFT TO ALL CHILDREN AND PLAYERS OUR COMPLETELY INNOVATIVE SERVER FEATURES SURVIVAL EPIC BATTLES AND EPIC PLAYERS

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 406
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 9

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • The War of the Ring MC

    The War of the Ring MC

    Description: Step once more into Middle-Earth, and enter the War of the Ring. A team of enthusiastic and dedicated people have come together to bring forward the best Lord of the Rings MineCraft experience out there. Once you enter the world you will start your journey. Select the race you will play as: Mordor Orcs, Rohirric Man, Shire Hobbit and more. Enter into a protected marketplace, and begin your adventure. Go mining in the Misty Mountains for Mithril, or grow pipeweed near Hobbiton. Go seek the treasure of Erebor, or bend the knee to the Dark Lord in Mordor. Bring your friends or make allies to begin to earn Renown across the lands as someone to follow. Build your Seat of Power, and from their grow your armies until you are ready to wage war! Once you have become strong enough, you can become a true King! This is not a game that everyone will win, this is a war! Bring your intellect, cunning, and knowledge to the table if you have any hope of gaining a Ring of Power. Let alone the One Ring…..Step into Middle-Earth one more time at www.wotrmc.com

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Alien Abductions: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Mines Excavated: 3414
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Ores Mined: 9918

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Finmine

    Finmine

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 2922 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Villages Defended: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Pvp Legends

    Pvp Legends

    Welcome to our Minecraft Factions server! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and competitive world where alliances are forged, battles are waged, and land is conquered. Build your faction, strategize with allies, and engage in epic PvP encounters. Join us for an exhilarating experience where survival depends on both skill and cunning. Will your faction rise to dominance, or will you succumb to the challenges of this unforgiving landscape? Join now and embark on an adventure like no other!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Nucklung Junior High School

    Nucklung Junior High School

    Welcome to Nucklung SMP – a Minecraft server where your adventure begins and your story unfolds! Immerse yourself in the ultimate gaming experience, available on both Java and Pocket Edition. Our unique Lifesteal SMP is more than just a server; it’s a community-driven world full of thrilling features and endless possibilities.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 489 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Wvnderland

    Wvnderland

    Welcome to our server! IP : wvnderland.apexmc.co We offer; Balanced player-based economy Custom map-arts by our players Grief prevention Player shops Public warps Player teleport commands Jobs Crates with custom items! Daily rewards A caring support team And much more!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 68 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Lightcraft

    Lightcraft

    > Welcome to Lightcraft! We’re a mostly vanilla server which lets you play how you like. Whether you’re a builder, PvPer, or just a casual player, you’ll find a place for you here. That said, cheating and hacks are not allowed.> Achievement-based Ranks Ranks are all free and include more benefits as you work your way up! We used a custom-made achievement system for claiming higher ranks. Earn achievements by simply playing the game, doing parkour courses, or even visiting certain areas!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Magic Items Found: 4666
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 10

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • DreamCraftMC

    DreamCraftMC

    “Welcome to the DreamCraftMC, where the Minecraft experience reaches new heights! Immerse yourself in a world of excitement and innovation with our carefully curated selection of awesome plugins and special features. Discover gameplay like never before as you navigate through a server designed to deliver thrills, challenges, and endless adventures.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • NightwolfMC

    NightwolfMC

    NightwolfMC is a casual Skyblock and SMP experience with the latest plugins and custom coding. It runs on 1.20.2 but is backward compatible with older versions. All players are welcome.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Love Letters Sent: 11
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Epic Shields Constructed: 16
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Dimension Hops: 11 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Elysium

    Elysium

    A Minecraft community where you can explore a world of endless adventures, play with your friends, have fun, participate in exclusive events and trade with a trading system created by the players themselves.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Zombie Dances: 8 Talking Trees Consulted: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Local craft

    Local craft

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 85 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 33

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • NobleRealms

    NobleRealms

    We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • freakplot

    freakplot

    Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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