Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Ores Mined: 5589 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Undead Armies Raised: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36
Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
Mines Excavated: 1735 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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