Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
Magic Crystals Found: 23 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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