Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Magical Moments Shared: 14 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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