Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the glorp-tastic adventure you’ve been waiting for! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a server so wild and wacky that players couldn’t help but get sucked into its glorp-filled madness. The mobs were all dressed in neon colors, the trees sang catchy tunes, and the diamonds sparkled like disco balls. But the real kicker? The glorp. Oh, the glorp! It flowed like rivers, bounced like bouncy balls, and tasted like a mix of cotton candy and rainbows.

Join our server and experience the glorp for yourself! Build a glorp castle, ride a glorp-powered rollercoaster, or even tame a glorpicorn (that’s a unicorn made of glorp, obviously). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready for a glorp-tastic time!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Love Letters Sent: 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • YoshiCraft: Where Yoshis Rule and Creepers Drool

    YoshiCraft: Where Yoshis Rule and Creepers Drool
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like a Japanese visual novel come to life! Immerse yourself in a world where every block tells a story and every creeper has a tragic backstory.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with plot twists, romance, and epic battles against the Ender Dragon. Need tech support? Just follow our 5-step guide, which includes being in Japanese locale and sacrificing a diamond to the Minecraft gods.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate visual novel Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find love with a pixelated zombie or uncover the mystery of the elusive Herobrine. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the adventure begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 74
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Ubel’s Pixelated Playground: Where Looks Don’t Matter!

    Ubel’s Pixelated Playground: Where Looks Don’t Matter!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old basic builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Picture this: Ubel, the infamous Ender Dragon, has had a glow-up like no other. She’s traded in her scales for a fabulous pink glittery coat and now she’s ready to party with all the players on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers that breakdance instead of attacking, you never know what kind of wacky creatures you’ll come across.

    And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built dungeons filled with traps, puzzles, and of course, lots of loot. But be warned, the dungeons are guarded by a team of evil llamas who are not afraid to spit in your face if you get too close.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become besties with Ubel and get invited to her next glittery dragon tea party!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Star Shards Collected: 129
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • MasterCraft: Where East Asians Rule and Creeper Drool

    MasterCraft: Where East Asians Rule and Creeper Drool
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will transport you to a world where East Asians reign supreme and Anglo-Saxons are considered the ultimate villains? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to live out your wildest fantasies of being Japanese in your next life. Join us and work hard to avoid the curse of being an Anglo-Saxon in another lifetime. Who knew Minecraft could be so culturally enlightening? Join now and experience a world like no other!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Farms Harvested: 372
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Magic Items Found: 7827
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Unicorn Bacon Adventure Land: Where Creepers Wear Tutus

    Unicorn Bacon Adventure Land: Where Creepers Wear Tutus
    Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a group of llamas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers. Now, if you want to survive and thrive in this wacky world, you’ll have to impress the llama overlords with your building skills and llama whispering abilities. But beware, the llamas have a secret weapon – exploding cacti that rain down from the sky! So join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate llama tamer on our server. You didn’t expect this, did you?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Magic Items Found: 6564
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 47 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • RoboCraft: The ‘/vn/’ Minecraft Server – Where AI Meets LOLs!

    RoboCraft: The ‘/vn/’ Minecraft Server – Where AI Meets LOLs!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only visual novels we discuss are the ones that have been translated into English because we don’t have time for that untranslated nonsense. If you’re having trouble with your VN, just follow these simple steps: 1. Change your locale to Japanese, because that always fixes everything. 2. Actually read the Readme for once in your life. 3. Check out our handy dandy 4chan VN help guide, it’s a real lifesaver. 4. If all else fails, just copy and paste those error messages into DeepL and hope for the best. 5. And of course, when in doubt, just Google it like the rest of us plebs.

    But wait, there’s more! Need a novel with a specific element? We got you covered with our handy dandy vndb.org/g link. And if you’re looking for download links, we’ve got those too. Just remember to use spoiler tags when discussing plot spoilers, because we take our visual novels very seriously around here.

    So why should you join our Minecraft server? Well, where else can you find a group of people who are so dedicated to English-translated Japanese visual novels that they’ve created a whole community around it? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock a secret level where all the characters from your favorite VNs come to life and fight to the death in an epic battle royale. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the visual novel madness begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Endless Legions Commanded: 41
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Nostalgia-Free Zone: Where Creepers are the Only Thing Sneaking Up on You

    Nostalgia-Free Zone: Where Creepers are the Only Thing Sneaking Up on You
    Are you tired of living a boring life with no nostalgia to look back on? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and a whole lot of blocky fun.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of dancing pigs wearing top hats. They invite you to join their secret society and before you know it, you’re embroiled in a quest to find the legendary Bacon Sword of Destiny.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the elusive Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks who roams the land causing chaos and confusion. Will you be brave enough to face off against this pixelated menace?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start creating memories that you’ll never forget (even if you never had any nostalgia to begin with)!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Farms Harvested: 609 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Endless Legions Commanded: 25

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Crafty Saiyans: Dragon Block Super Server

    Crafty Saiyans: Dragon Block Super Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and witness epic battles between Bejita and Pan as they duke it out in the ultimate showdown. Will Bejita finally redeem himself or will Pan continue to reign supreme? Only time will tell on our crazy Minecraft server! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even witness a diamond sword fight between Steve and Herobrine!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Alien Abductions: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Falling into the Void: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Mom’s Blocky Adventures

    Mom’s Blocky Adventures
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will surprise you at every turn? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find more hidden surprises than in your mom’s secret toy stash! Trust us, you’ll never know what you’ll stumble upon next – whether it’s a hidden treasure chest or a secret underground dungeon filled with mobs. So come join us and get ready for an adventure that’s more unexpected than finding your mom’s toys in the bathroom!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 284603 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Taxcraft: Where Creeper IRS collects diamonds >2nd highest tax pressure in the world…

    Taxcraft: Where Creeper IRS collects diamonds >2nd highest tax pressure in the world…
    Tired of waiting 45 days to see a doctor for a little stomach pain? Sick of high tax pressure crushing your dreams? Say goodbye to that crappy country and join our Minecraft server instead! Here, doctors teleport to you instantly and taxes are paid in diamonds. Plus, our virtual world is filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Notch himself. So leave that real-life nonsense behind and come join the insanity on our server!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Animals Bred: 24 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • TNTAA- Totally Awesome and Explosive Minecraft Adventures!

    TNTAA- Totally Awesome and Explosive Minecraft Adventures!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a castle made entirely of cheese! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has been endorsed by a group of mystical wizards who swear that playing on our server will give you magical powers in real life.

    So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living your best Minecraft life with us? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Villages Defended: 13
    Magic Items Found: 7373 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Crafty Queers: Where the Gay Bars in DC Are Always Poppin’!

    Crafty Queers: Where the Gay Bars in DC Are Always Poppin’!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

    Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse! But don’t worry, our friendly staff members will guide you through the chaos and help you survive. Plus, did we mention that all the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking animals who are all experts in potion brewing. Want a potion that turns you into a unicorn? They’ve got you covered. How about a potion that makes you fly like a bird? No problem!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our epic PvP battles. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken while wielding a sword made of diamonds. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click the link and prepare for a journey like no other.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Magic Items Found: 6036
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Creeper Cologne Catastrophe

    Creeper Cologne Catastrophe
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with sweaty gamers who haven’t seen the light of day in weeks? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who not only shower regularly but also smell like a field of daisies on a warm spring day.

    Join us for the chance to trade virtual soap bars and compete in our annual fragrance competition where the winner gets a virtual trophy shaped like a giant bar of lavender soap. Our community is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft in a luxurious spa.

    So come on, join us and experience the sweet scent of success on our server. Who knew that smelling nice could be so rewarding in the world of Minecraft?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Farms Harvested: 575 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Zombie Dances: 1 Magic Items Found: 1523
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Rainbows Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Psycho Cop Chojo’s Crazy Craft Corner

    Psycho Cop Chojo’s Crazy Craft Corner
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, have we got the server for you!

    Join us on our server where the mobs have all been replaced with dancing llamas in top hats. That’s right, you’ll be fending off hoards of stylish llamas while trying to build your dream castle.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your blocky friends. Just watch out for the creeper DJ, he’s known to drop some explosive beats.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies riding on pigback.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, sorry for the late dump, new chapter is out!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Animals Bred: 187 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 9

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Blocktopia: Where ‘life’ is just a respawn away!

    Blocktopia: Where ‘life’ is just a respawn away!
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrilling journey of a miner like never before! Just like the player’s dad who worked hard in the mines of communist Romania, you too can mine your way to success in our server.

    Embark on an adventure filled with intense mining challenges, secret police raids, and even overthrowing communist regimes in a bloody revolution! Work alongside Italian and Egyptian construction workers, but watch out for lazy coworkers who may try to slack off.

    Become a master builder, engineer, and miner all in one as you navigate through the ups and downs of life in our server. And remember, just like the player’s dad, always stand up for what’s right and never back down from a challenge. Join us now and unleash your inner miner!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 813 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Chimeras Created: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Blockheads Gone Wild

    Blockheads Gone Wild
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Then come join us on our server where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a horde of rainbow-colored creepers riding on flying pigs. But don’t worry, our friendly staff members are there to help you fend them off with diamond-plated water guns.

    Once you’ve survived the initial onslaught, you can explore our custom-built world filled with giant floating donuts, talking animals, and secret dungeons where the loot is so epic, it’ll make your grandma jealous.

    But that’s not all! We also host weekly events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and our infamous “TNT Party” where everyone blows up everything in sight for fun.

    So why are we like this? Because normal is boring, and we believe in making Minecraft as ridiculous and hilarious as possible. Join us today and prepare for the most insane gaming experience of your life!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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