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| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 4765 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Votes: | 1478 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the mystical world of rainbow-colored sheep and dancing villagers. But beware, there’s a secret underground dungeon where the legendary Notch himself challenges players to a dance-off for rare loot.
And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games. Ever played Spleef on a giant ice cream cone? Or battled it out in a PvP arena filled with bouncing slime blocks? Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the chaos of our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, most absurd Minecraft community out there. And remember, if you don’t vote, the llamas will come for you. And trust me, you do not want to mess with the llamas.
