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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 1838 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
Join us because THEY ARE EATING OUR DOGS! Yes, you heard that right, our server is filled with hungry players who will stop at nothing to get their paws on your furry friends. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, THEY ARE GONNA TAKE OUR GUNS! That’s right, our server is a wild west showdown where you have to defend your precious pixelated weapons at all costs.
Oh, and did we mention that NOBODY LEAVES MY RALLIES EARLY? That’s right, once you join our server, you’re in it for the long haul. No sneaking off to bed early, you have to stay and party with us all night long.
But wait, there’s more! THEY ARE ABORTING BABIES AFTER BIRTH on our server. It’s a madhouse of pixelated chaos where anything goes, including some questionable medical practices.
And if you’re not convinced yet, just remember that EVERYONE I DON’T LIKE IS A MARXIST on our server. It’s a political battleground where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server filled with madness, mayhem, and CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA! You won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).
