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Crafty Recovery Minecraft SMP

account recovery assistance, Account Recovery Process, account security, account verification, Assistance, backup codes, Crafty, customer service, disabled account, email recovery, forgotten password, google account recovery, Help, Hope, lost access, Minecraft, old phone number, Recovery, recovery options, smp, Support, technical support, youtube channel

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9016
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of Google screwing you over with their lack of customer service? Do you want to take matters into your own hands and join a Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your frustrations in a hilarious and chaotic way? Look no further!

Join our server where we have a special “Google Revenge” event where you can take out all your anger on pixelated versions of Google employees! Build giant pixel art of middle fingers to show your disdain for their terrible customer service!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where we keep all the lost YouTube channels that Google has disabled. Help us free them and bring justice to those who have been wronged by the evil Google overlords!

So come on down to our server and let’s stick it to Google in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible! Who needs customer service when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? See you there!

MineFire

1.20, Antixray, BALKANS, Economy, keyall, LifeSteal, minecraft server, play.minefire.xyz, Skyblock, Survival, toxic players, Vulcan AntiCheat

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

The best LifeSteal server in the Balkans. What does our server offer? – good economy – no toxic players – every other day KeyAll – Vulcan AntiCheat – AntiXray What are you waiting for? Join us. IP : play.minefire.xyz version : 1.20+

play.minefire.xyz

Nordic DNA Minecraft Server

Ancestry, Dna, DNA analysis, DNA ethnicity, DNA matching, dna results, dna testing, do I DNA mog you, ethnic background, European ancestry, family history, Genealogy, genetic ancestry, genetic genealogy, genetic testing, German ancestry, German heritage, heritage, Minecraft, Nordic, Nordic af, Nordic heritage, prussian german ethnicity, Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9107
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your DNA? Well, look no further because our server is Nordic AF and caters to those with Prussian German ethnicity! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes that will make your ancestors proud. Build your own Viking ship and conquer the virtual seas, or create a castle fit for a Prussian king. Don’t miss out on the chance to connect with your heritage in the most ridiculous way possible – join our server today!

Decade of Blocks Minecraft SMP

10 years ago, BEGONE, blocks, broken dead brothers, brothers, clue, Clueless, Decade, fed scum, Feed, fucks, Leave, Minecraft, none, offices, Psychopathic, psychopathic witches, ROBOT, Robots, smp, tumblr, weird, witches

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8482
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	928

Are you tired of playing on boring, robot-infested servers? Looking for a place where psychopathic witches don’t feast on your fallen comrades? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, where the only robots you’ll encounter are the ones we’ve reprogrammed to do our bidding. Say goodbye to boring office jobs and hello to a world where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner craziness.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those Tumblr bots behind and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Let’s show those witches who’s boss and create a world where only the most outrageous survive. See you on the server, you non-robotic legends!

Last Life Survival

activities, Bosses, Dungeons, Economy, extra lives, Fun, hours of play, Ip:, Last Life Survival, Missions, Modified, nether server, Prison, PvE, PvP, Revive, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2862
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Dragon Scales Harvested:	207
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Villages Defended:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Welcome to Last Life Survival, a modified semi vanilla server in which every time you die you lose 1 heart of life, when you lose all your lives you have to do a series of missions which will help you revive, and if you fail you will have to complete a time in prison.

There are many ways to get extra lives which you will see when entering the server.

We have Bosses, dungeons and many activities which guarantee fun and hours of play. We are waiting for you.

USE LA IP: lastlifesurvival.servermc.xyz USE LA IP: lastlifesurvival.netherserver.com

lastlifesurvival.netherserver.com:25582

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

10. belly laugh, 11. ROFL, 12. side-splitting, 13. guffaw, 14. snicker, 15. cackle, 16. mirth, 17. jest, 18. jocular, 19. rib-tickling, 2. Funny, 20. uproarious, 3. humor, 4. comedy, 5. joke, 6. hilarious, 7. amusement, 8. chuckle, 9. giggle, LAUGH, Laughter, loud, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	400
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Farms Harvested:	537	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and build your very own castle made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen chickens break it down like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, absurdity, and endless fun! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, dft, dirty talk, Discord, erotic content, explicit conversation, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish discussion, fetishes, jerk off, kinks, Masturbation, Minecraft, naughty chat, NSFW, onsen, paizuri, Relaxation, Roleplay, sexting, sexual fantasies, sexual satisfaction, smp, Talky

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8752
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post your fetishes, talk about your wildest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is known for its relaxing onsen paizuri edition, where you can unwind in a hot spring while receiving some… ahem, special attention. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join /dft/ today and let the debauchery begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and an open mind, because things are about to get wild.

Sakura Garden

Acquainted, Adventure, building, Claims, Community, Diverse, enthusiastic, Exploration, Friendly, Friends, Fun, Gaming, lonely, Minecraft, multiplayer, Sakura Garden, Server, support team, Survival, Towny, Trade

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5773
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Magic Items Found:	8701	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Survival and trade genres are diverse, with claims and enthusiastic support team, you will not worry about being lonely when playing on the server, everyone is very friendly so it is easy to make friends and get acquainted.

sakuragarden.asia:25556

Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

1 thing he did wrong, blunder, Daisy, error, Fault, faux pas, Flaw, Minecraft, miscalculation, misdeed, mishap, misjudgment, misstep, mistake, name.., Offense, Oopsie, oversight, Server, slip-up, transgression, wrongdoing

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2912
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wildest adventures in blocky land! We have flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking cows that give out free enchanted items, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

One time, a player named Steve accidentally built a house out of TNT instead of bricks. Needless to say, it didn’t end well for him, but it sure was a blast to watch! So come join us and see what crazy shenanigans you can get into on our server. Just remember, the only thing you’ll be doing wrong is not joining us sooner!

The Anonymous SMP – No. 16517312

ANONYMOUS, smp

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3332
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Welcome to KWAB, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined KWAB and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. They danced the night away, dodging exploding dance moves and arrow shots like pros. It was a night to remember, until the party was crashed by a gang of zombie villagers demanding brain smoothies.

But that’s not all! On KWAB, you can also participate in our annual llama racing competition, where players ride llamas through obstacle courses filled with flying chickens and exploding pigs. The winner gets a crown made out of diamond blocks and bragging rights for life!

So come join KWAB, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue ender dragon). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

XenosMC

armor sets, Bosses, cave mining, cells, custom mines, Dark Auction, ENERGY, Generators, GKits, Guards, king of the hill, Koth, Masks, meteors, Minecraft, Mini Games, Ore rushes, outposts, overworld bandits, Pickaxe Enchants, pickaxe upgrade, Prestige, Prison, Prisons, PvE, PvP, PvP enchants, Raiding, Raiding system, Server, shards currencies

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Emeralds Found:	625
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Minecraft Prions Server with a custom cave mining and pickaxe upgrade system. – Various custom mines, Meteors, and Ore rushes – Custom Guards – Custom energy and shards currencies – Custom Gkits – Custom Bosses – Custom Outposts – Custom Cells, Generators and Raiding system – Custom pvp and pickaxe enchants – Custom armor sets and masks – Custom overworld bandits – King Of The Hill (Koth) – Prestige and Pickaxe Prestige – Custom Dark Auction (Outbid other players)

play.xenosmc.net

ContentMine – 1.20.80-1.21.40 Minecraft server

Adventure, Auto-mine, bonus codes, BUILD, Community, ContentMine, creativity, Events, Friends, game modes, imagination, lags, Minecraft, Possibilities, Rewards, Server, smooth play, stable operation, Survival, Youtubers

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3714
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

ContentMine is an exciting Minecraft server for all lovers of creativity and survival! Here you will find:A variety of game modes: from classic survival to creative mode. Friendly community: take part in events, build together with other players and find new friends. Unique features: bonus codes, special rewards, and YouTubers. Stable operation: the server is optimized for smooth play without lags. Join ContentMine and start your adventure in a world where the possibilities are limited only by your imagination! ?

Mc.contentmine.ru:25633

Middle Class Meltdown Minecraft Server

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Class, Competition, consumerism, Corporations, Economic shift, Economy, Globalization, income, Job, market, Meltdown, middle, middle class, Minecraft, products, purchasing power, Relevance, Server, Technology, third worlders, Usa, wealth gap, Workforce

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	592
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ores Mined:	6344	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Crops Grown:	7982
Buildings Constructed:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	4610
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between the middle class in the USA and third worlders making only 200 USD per year. Who will come out on top? Who will buy the corporations products? It’s a showdown like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all! ChatGPT is also in the mix, making everyone’s job irrelevant. Can you outsmart an AI and save the day? Only on our server will you find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join now for a wild ride full of laughs, epic battles, and insane stories that will keep you coming back for more. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bear Market Minecraft SMP Money Making

10. Bear market profits, 11. Bear market portfolio management, 12. Bear market wealth building, 13. Bear market risk management, 14. Bear market asset allocation, 15. Bear market investment strategies, 16. Bear market economic indicators, 17. Bear market hedging techniques, 18. Bear market diversification, 19. Bear market income generation, 2. Investing in a bear market, 20. Bear market long term investing., 3. Making money in a downturn, 4. Stock market downturn, 5. Financial planning in a bear market, 6. Bear market investing tips, 7. Bear market opportunities, 8. Bear market trading, 9. Bear market survival, Bear, Bear market strategies, making, market, Minecraft, MONEY, smp

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8520
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Crops Grown:	6275
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only way to make money is by mining and farming? Well, look no further because our server has a unique way for you to make bank even in a bear market!

Join our server and participate in our underground llama racing league! That’s right, we’ve trained llamas to race each other for your entertainment and betting pleasure. Place your bets on the fastest llama and watch as you rake in the diamonds.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground casino where you can try your luck at our custom mini-games like Creeper Roulette and Enderman Blackjack. Who knew gambling could be so fun in Minecraft?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of rabid wolves, join us now and start making money in the most insane ways possible!

DBL server

Adventures, Community, Community Focused, creativity, Cross-Play, DBL server, Economy, expand, Forge, Future, game modes, Minecraft, Path, PvE, PvP, Server, Shape, Survival, survival skills, tight-knit, Vanilla, world

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5517
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Runes Activated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6695	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25

Join DBL – a tight-knit, community-focused Minecraft survival server. Starting small, we plan to expand with more game modes as our community grows. Dive into a world where your creativity and survival skills will forge your path and shape the future adventures that await!”

24.66.27.62

Players:	100/300	Votes:	3861
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Void Armor Forged:	29	Void Gems Collected:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11