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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 7121 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where being a virgin at 30+ is not only accepted, but celebrated! We are a community of professional chronic masturbators who have found solace in the blocky world of Minecraft.
Join us for outrageous adventures where we battle giant creepers with our trusty diamond swords and build insane structures that defy the laws of physics. Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would be jealous!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace your inner blocky virgin warrior today! Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. 😉