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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 9061 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1095 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground fighting ring where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Just be prepared to face off against the reigning champion, a chicken riding a pig armed with a diamond sword.
And did we mention the treasure hunts? Every week, we hide valuable loot all over the map for players to find, but beware of the traps set by our mischievous admin who loves to watch players fall into pits of lava or get blown up by TNT.
So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, join our SMP today! Just remember, this show blasts shonen fags btw.