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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 1536 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground fighting ring where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Just be prepared to face off against the reigning champion, a chicken riding a pig armed with a diamond sword.
And did we mention the treasure hunts? Every week, we hide valuable loot all over the map for players to find, but beware of the traps set by our mischievous admin who loves to watch players fall into pits of lava or get blown up by TNT.
So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, join our SMP today! Just remember, this show blasts shonen fags btw.