Are you tired of watching boring old VTubers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more chaos and entertainment than you could ever imagine!

Join us if you’d rather KYS than watch the VTuber who is always getting stuck in blocks and accidentally setting their house on fire (we won’t name names, but here’s a pic for reference).

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who flies around the server causing mischief and stealing everyone’s diamonds. Will you be brave enough to face this mythical creature and reclaim your precious loot?

So come join us for a wild ride of laughter, tears, and maybe a little bit of rage quitting. Who needs boring old VTubers when you can have all this excitement in one Minecraft server?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Infinity Stones Found: 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • RoomieRageCraft

    RoomieRageCraft
    Are you tired of boring roommates who can’t even take care of their own dogs? Join our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to deal with messy roommates again! We promise that our players’ virtual pets won’t leave a stench in your virtual apartment or cause a fly infestation in your virtual room.

    Our server is so awesome that even if your roommate neglects their virtual dog for days on end, you won’t have to clean up piles of virtual dog poop or deal with the smell of virtual dog pee. And if they try to feed their virtual dog Takis, we’ll make sure that virtual bag stays closed!

    So come join us and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Our virtual world is a place where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring endless possibilities, without the hassle of irresponsible roommates. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Animals Bred: 31 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Crafty30 SMP: Bored at Home!

    Crafty30 SMP: Bored at Home!
    Have you ever found yourself with 30 minutes to spare and absolutely nothing to do? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your boredom woes! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a massive chicken race. The winner gets a diamond block, but the loser has to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the day. Trust us, you do not want to be the loser in this scenario.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Rumor has it that there’s a dance-off every night and the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Who wouldn’t want that kind of bling?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just find yourself embroiled in a scandalous love triangle with two creepers. It’s all in a day’s work on our server.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 178 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Star Shards Collected: 100
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • HateCraft: Humanity’s Worst

    HateCraft: Humanity’s Worst
    Tired of dealing with annoying humans who always steal your diamonds and burn down your builds? Say no more! Join our epic Minecraft server where the only humans you’ll encounter are super chill and won’t mess with your stuff. Plus, our virtual pet pandas are trained in martial arts and will protect your base from any griefers. So come join us and let’s build a world where creepers are the only thing you have to worry about!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5872 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Tiny Orbit Earth – Nearest Star

    Tiny Orbit Earth – Nearest Star
    so, like, we found this tiny lil world that’s like earth but not earth, ya know? it’s orbiting the nearest star to us, like so close you can almost touch it. and guess what? we turned it into a minecraft server!

    come join us on this wacky adventure where the trees are made of candy canes and the pigs wear top hats. you can build your own spaceship and explore the galaxy, fight off alien mobs, and maybe even discover a new species of block.

    why join our server, you ask? well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    so what are you waiting for? hop on your rocket ship and blast off to the craziest minecraft server in the universe!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Chud Connect Minecraft Server

    Chud Connect Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, come join our server where Phase Connect has been transformed into Chud Connect and Beryl is now a mystical land filled with unicorns and rainbows!

    Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and giant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and build your own castle made entirely out of candy canes and marshmallows.

    But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Cactus King who will challenge you to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft Champion. Will you accept the challenge and become the ultimate ruler of this wacky world? Join now and find out!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Rose Zen Maiden Minecraft SMP

    Rose Zen Maiden Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with anime-themed adventures and tea parties with your favorite dolls.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where all the anime characters come to life and battle it out in epic showdowns. Will you team up with Sailor Moon or go head-to-head with Goku? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event planned for the 20th anniversary of the anime where all players will be transformed into their favorite anime characters. Imagine running around as Naruto or casting spells as Sailor Moon – the possibilities are endless!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready for a tea party like no other!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 New Chunks Explored: 656671
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CraftyOwnershipWar

    CraftyOwnershipWar
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in splitting everything 50/50, just like rent and bills in a relationship! But don’t worry, we won’t make you pay for a car you don’t even own – unless you want to drive it in the game, then maybe we can negotiate.

    Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy adventures, just like trying to navigate through a conversation about finances with your partner’s parents. Will you stand your ground like a boss and refuse to pay for something you don’t own, or will you cave under pressure like a sandcastle in a tsunami?

    But hey, at least you can contribute to petrol costs and maintenance in the game, because who doesn’t love a good virtual road trip with your virtual partner? So come on, join our server and let’s see if you can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility and relationship drama in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Zombie Dances: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Towns Built: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • AppAddict Minecraft SMP

    AppAddict Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building houses out of rainbow-colored blocks. Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair where the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom is hidden. Will you be the brave soul to find it and wield its incredible powers?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 12
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 55 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • BlockyBlaze: Age of Ignition

    BlockyBlaze: Age of Ignition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your sanity? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate trip down the rabbit hole!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas riding on giant chickens, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of evil bunnies.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Mountain”, where players must navigate through a maze of exploding sheep and lava pits to reach the treasure at the top.

    So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered, join us on this wild ride. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because nothing is as it seems on our server.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Falling into the Void: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • BlockyTerrorTelAviv

    BlockyTerrorTelAviv
    Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about this place.

    So, like, imagine this: you spawn into the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. Yeah, that’s right, our server is so lit that even the animals are gettin’ down.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And let me tell ya, that dude knows how to throw a party.

    Oh, and did I mention the treasure hunts? Yeah, every week we hide diamonds and emeralds all over the map for you to find. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) treasure hunt, but with less pirates and more creepers.

    So, what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Pixel Revenge: Incel Science Land

    Pixel Revenge: Incel Science Land
    join our minecraft server and avoid becoming an incel statistic! our server is proven to increase your chances of finding love and companionship in the real world. we have special potions that will make you irresistible to the opposite sex, guaranteed! plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any incel energy, so you can game in peace without worrying about creepy vibes. come join us and say goodbye to toxic masculinity forever!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Decade of Blocks Minecraft Server

    Decade of Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of waiting for sequels that just don’t live up to the hype? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We’ve been waiting for a sequel for 10 years, and let me tell you, it’s worth the wait. Our server goes against every single principle of the series, making it the most unpredictable and exciting Minecraft experience out there.

    Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. We’ve got mini-games that will make you question reality, like “Parkour Pigs” where you have to race against flying pigs to reach the finish line. Or how about “Creeper Karaoke” where you have to sing your way out of a TNT explosion?

    But that’s not all! We’ve got secret levels, hidden treasures, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crops Grown: 6095 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Page 6 Minecraft SMP Thread – Listed as a Potato

    Page 6 Minecraft SMP Thread – Listed as a Potato
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy that threads are listed on the wrong pages! That’s right, you’ll never know what page you’re actually on, adding a whole new level of mystery and confusion to your gameplay experience.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in the middle of a wacky adventure where threads teleport to different pages and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret hidden page where all the rarest items in the game are waiting for you to claim them.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of hilarity, confusion, and pure Minecraft madness. Just remember to hold on tight, because things are about to get seriously weird.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 13
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • SleepingWithCreeper Minecraft Server

    SleepingWithCreeper Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where relationships are as complicated as redstone contraptions! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make your in-game adventures seem tame in comparison.

    Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of open relationships and the heartache of jealousy? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to test the boundaries of your relationship while mining for diamonds.

    Join us as we navigate the ups and downs of love, trust, and betrayal in the world of Minecraft. Will you be the one to close the door on open relationships, or will you embrace the chaos and dive headfirst into a web of romantic entanglements?

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster ride in Minecraft. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of love and relationships in the blocky world!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • InLawCraft: NoGuestHelp

    InLawCraft: NoGuestHelp
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a guest means you get to sit back, relax, and enjoy the game without lifting a finger! Just like at a dinner party, we believe the host should do all the work while guests have all the fun.

    Join us for a unique experience where you can kick back, sip on virtual wine, and chat with other players while the host takes care of everything. No need to worry about setting the table or doing the dishes here – just focus on having a great time!

    Just like in the story above, we understand the importance of letting guests enjoy themselves without feeling obligated to help out. So come on over and be treated like royalty, because who wants to do housework when they’re trying to slay dragons and build epic structures in Minecraft?

    Join our server now and experience the ultimate VIP treatment – because you deserve to be a spoiled princess (or prince) in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Demon Skulls Collected: 40 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 49 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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