VidyaPisser Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous SMP you’ll ever join!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama, just because they thought it would be hilarious. Or maybe you want to participate in our weekly “Dance Party in the Nether” event, where we all wear glowstone helmets and boogie down to some sick beats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Battle of the Builders” competition, where players have to construct the most outrageous and over-the-top structures imaginable. Last week’s winner built a functioning roller coaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava – talk about a wild ride!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to laugh until you cry, because on this SMP, the only rule is to have as much fun as humanly possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it – just make sure to post some damn vidya before you piss yourself from all the laughter!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Ores Mined:	6209	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Farms Harvested:	593	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchantments Applied:	134	Love Letters Sent:	14

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
New Chunks Explored:	642976	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Enchantments Applied:	252
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7754	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Falling into the Void:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Animals Bred:	177
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Items Found:	6187	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Zombie Dances:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.