VidyaPisser Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous SMP you’ll ever join!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama, just because they thought it would be hilarious. Or maybe you want to participate in our weekly “Dance Party in the Nether” event, where we all wear glowstone helmets and boogie down to some sick beats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Battle of the Builders” competition, where players have to construct the most outrageous and over-the-top structures imaginable. Last week’s winner built a functioning roller coaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava – talk about a wild ride!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to laugh until you cry, because on this SMP, the only rule is to have as much fun as humanly possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it – just make sure to post some damn vidya before you piss yourself from all the laughter!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SpillZone

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Hello and welcome to SpillSone Norwegian Minecraft Server!Game zone consists of several game zones, which means that you can choose from * Survival * Towny * Vanilla (Whitelisted) * MiniGames (BedWars, BuildBattle, Parkour, The Lab, and PartyGames)You choose what suits you to play!But I recommend that you read the SpillSone.no website for more information!The server opens 28 January 2024

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4656

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

16b16t

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

16b16t is an anarchy server similar to 2b2t with no rules and no queues. This means that you can do whatever you want and there is no punishment for doing so. This also includes hacking and duping, which are both allowed on the server.The server has /tpa commands to give an unique twist to the anarchy experience but besides that there are no plugins that interfere with the gameplay. This also includes no grief protection or claims, so be careful where you build your base.There is no staff on the server, so there is no one to help you if you get into a dispute with another player.The server started in 15.01.2024 after the complete shutdown of 16b16t.org

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PokeSMP

Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Falling into the Void:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	85	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Crops Grown:	8884	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Towns Built:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1660	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Potions Brewed:	91	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1493
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Enchantments Applied:	71	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Zombie Dances:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.