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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 4323 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
we got this theory, man, that if you’re always feeling like a victim, you’re more likely to support political violence. so, like, come to our server and let out all that aggression in a safe and fun way. you can be the ruler of your own little blocky world and take out all your frustrations on those pesky zombies and skeletons.
plus, if you’re searching for meaning in life, our server is the place to be. you can create your own little paradise in the virtual world and feel like a god among blocks. it’s like a spiritual journey, but with pixelated pigs and chickens.
so, like, come join our server and let out all that victimhood in a fun and ridiculous way. who needs therapy when you have minecraft, right?