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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 9991 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 18 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
we got this theory, man, that if you’re always feeling like a victim, you’re more likely to support political violence. so, like, come to our server and let out all that aggression in a safe and fun way. you can be the ruler of your own little blocky world and take out all your frustrations on those pesky zombies and skeletons.
plus, if you’re searching for meaning in life, our server is the place to be. you can create your own little paradise in the virtual world and feel like a god among blocks. it’s like a spiritual journey, but with pixelated pigs and chickens.
so, like, come join our server and let out all that victimhood in a fun and ridiculous way. who needs therapy when you have minecraft, right?