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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 706 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
Buildings Constructed: | 34 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
we got this theory, man, that if you’re always feeling like a victim, you’re more likely to support political violence. so, like, come to our server and let out all that aggression in a safe and fun way. you can be the ruler of your own little blocky world and take out all your frustrations on those pesky zombies and skeletons.
plus, if you’re searching for meaning in life, our server is the place to be. you can create your own little paradise in the virtual world and feel like a god among blocks. it’s like a spiritual journey, but with pixelated pigs and chickens.
so, like, come join our server and let out all that victimhood in a fun and ridiculous way. who needs therapy when you have minecraft, right?