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| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 8405 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
so, like, imagine this minecraft server, right? it’s like, the craziest place ever, man. you gotta join cuz like, if you’re feeling all victimized and stuff in real life, this server is the place for you. like, if you’re always feeling like life is just beating you down, come to our server and unleash all that pent up anger by building crazy structures and blowing stuff up. it’s like therapy, but with blocks and creepers.
we got this theory, man, that if you’re always feeling like a victim, you’re more likely to support political violence. so, like, come to our server and let out all that aggression in a safe and fun way. you can be the ruler of your own little blocky world and take out all your frustrations on those pesky zombies and skeletons.
plus, if you’re searching for meaning in life, our server is the place to be. you can create your own little paradise in the virtual world and feel like a god among blocks. it’s like a spiritual journey, but with pixelated pigs and chickens.
so, like, come join our server and let out all that victimhood in a fun and ridiculous way. who needs therapy when you have minecraft, right?
